SPIM

Spim is silly. Spim tries to be funny. We hope Spim succeeds. We doubt Spim succeeds. We hope you enjoy Spim all the same: it's the thought and the effort which counts. We aim to entertain. We are NOT under ANY circumstances insane, not even by accountants' standards. Though I wonder whether accounting would send accountants quite mad... it would, wouldn't it? But we have absolutely nothing against accountants at Spim - no, all accountants are MOST welcome at Spim. And if you're not an accountant, oh well, not everybody can be... so (we suppose...) you can be welcome too.

A FAQ

Many of the many people who are viewing this page are probably wondering what is a SPIM. A Spim is a Spim, of course of course. And no one can talk to a Spim, of course. Unless that Spim (diddle-dee-dim-da-dim)'s name is Mister Ed... Except that Mr Ed isn't a Spim... Therefore, the answer is more simple (or SPIMple if you like (though you will more likely dislike, as it is such a bad joke)), SPIM is, of course, a corruption of the word (loved by so many) "spam".

For anyone who wants the more personal account of WHO we Spims are, as opposed to what we are, you can see our our profile page which we hope will enlighten you on any aspects of us that you are unsure of.

A Second FAQ

"Who corrupted such a wonderous word?" asks the crowds of spam-eaters, eagerly awaiting our every word. Well, that is simple (or else SPIMple) also: SPIM, a young Australian lass with a brain too fast for her tongue.

A Third FAQ

For those who do ponder the ponderous question: the lass goes by the name of JarviSpim. Thus (somehow), with our powers combined, we became SPIM, individually.

A Message From JarviSpim.

Hello, all. How art thou? I hope that all is well and that not too many of you have been crushed by any falling mammals - a fate too horrible to think about. Presently, I am quite happy, as not is it Spring, but I am in the company of the Sublime Jesseth, who is the setter-upper of this fantastic page. I must farewell now, but it will be in past tense for the few of you who read it. Take care, and beware of vowels.

Now you may find that you want to go home. Or perhaps you want only to email us.