What are you reading at the moment?
We're both reading your question. Wait, we don't understand - was that a trick question? Will it count toward our HSC?
What are you angry about?
Trick questions, exam results. And chimneys ... for obvious reasons.
What are you exultant about?
JarvSpim: End of exams. And more chimneys.
JesSpim: Arrruff.
What does a typical weekend hold?
By weekends, we're monks. There's a lively little Monastry in a place called Arcadia. We've spent the best hours of our lives there. Love those vespers.
What's your favourite spot on Saturday night?
Favourite spot? 101 Dalmations on rental from Vidoe Ezy (the choice is easy!) as there are many spots - over 101 to choose from. Now that's a fine weekend.
What is your favourite Sunday breakfast?
JesSpim: Just chew off one of your siblings legs. It's easy to prepare - you just have to make sure they're not diseased, then chew!
JarvSpim: Watermelon jelly - which incidentely was the flavour of the world's largest jelly. Yum-mo.
What is your favourite film?
Kodak Gold. That's quality film, it is.
What's your favourite sound?
"Ooooooh! Mrs Handbag!"
And the sound of one hand clapping - that's a brilliant sound.
What talent do you wish you had?
The ancient Roman currency the 'talent'. They'd be worth a lot by now. Or else the ability to climb Mt Everest. Or the ability to write good answers to silly profiles.
What do you prefer - hats or hippos?
JarvSpim: I answer for both of us when I say hippos - JessSpim because she's a hippo freak (much like the Elephant Man, I suppose) and myself because I detest hats. Nothing personal, you understand.
If you had sixty five cents left, what would you spend it on?
JarvSpim: Depends what currency it is. Probably some wall-paper, or as a brother of a friend found, flyscreen is also the way to go.
JesSpim: I've been thinking I need a new hat...
What are you enjoying wearing?
Hats.
Why do cows sit down when it's going to rain?
JarvSpim: Because they'd rather not sit down after it has begun to rain. Or the arthritis in their udders starts to tweak in the cold wet weather. So donate now to 'Arthritis for Cows' and help save a bovine today.
JesSpim: Arrruff!
What do you never want to hear again?
JarvSpim:'Arrruff'.
Who would you most like to meet?
My dog who died when I was six. I love you Hannibal! Arrruff!
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Please define 'first' for us.
What do you use that you will never give up?
Ummm, probably toilet paper. No, in our later years, we'll depend on Depend, so I suppose we'll not be needing toilet paper then... So toothpaste.
What do you find inspiring?
Inane profile questions and 'philosophical' questions like 'What came first the chicken or the egg?'. They inspire us to laugh. Out loud. Ha ha ha.
If you could rename yourselves, what would you call yourselves?
Ummm... well, I (JarvSpim) would be Dougal (because I love the Magic Roundabout, a truly wonderful children's show); while JesSpim would be 'Arrruff'. We would never change the 'Spim' part ... although we might do a MilliVanilli number ... or Backstreet Boys/Spice Girls - although there are less of us than them.
What's your greatest extravagance?
The colours on this website.
If there was one word left to you, what would it be?
There are thousands of words left to us: silly, studient, OK, maybe just two.
What do you want more of?
Time to write about myself in profiles.

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