• A
  • aardvark (n) a very good word and a rather good animal too.
    
  • anonomoninity (abs n) (pronounced anonomaninity) nature of pertaining to anonymousnessnessnessness.
    
  • arrruff (n) this swear word is too obscene to define on this site. Thankyou, come again.
  
  
• B
  • -bag (n) a very evil person indeed.
    
  • bink (n) don't ask.
    
• C
  • crunchiquiless (adj) corny; in bad taste.
    
• D
  • dill (n) a green herb, favoured by Aquarians, tastes good with salmon and pasta and has its own web page.
    
  • drossocked (v) to be totally tired and unable to think. Colloquially said as 'drsssskd' by a person suffering from drussage.
    
• E
  • eat soap (v) to eat soap; to pay the consequences for slightly naughty actions, especially concerning shoes.
  • evility (abs n) the attributions pertaining to an evil nature.
    
• F
  • fadizawa Bombomba! yaou-yet-tze fung-houng-zek gai-gwe-ma jo-gun-oh de-a! (phr in Cantonese) "Hurry up, Bombomba! A big pink moster is chasing us!" (org: JesSpim)
  • fluby (adj) to feel flu-ish. We decided that this was by far a better word than 'flu-ish'.
  • flumdummocked (v) - verbal adj- to have been purposefully confused by a quossler. present- flumdummock; future- flumdum.
    
  • fripple (n) an erect nipple.
    
• H
  • himidity (adj) having pen (due to someone elses action) on your foot.
    
• J
  • jarvibus (n) the dative or ablative of 'jarvis'
    
• K
  • kotoketsuzai (n) antifreeze (orig Japanese 'kotoketsugai' meaning 'antifreeze')
    
  • kotoketsuzai ga daiskidesga nondewa damedesu (phr) I love antifreeze, but don't drink it. (orig jarvSpim)
    
• L
  • large earring-ed (adj) pertaining to the characteristics of a boring fascist.
    
• M
  • meese (n) plural of moose.
    
  • munt (adj./n) an insulting adjective.
    
• N
  • Niet niet Spimical Russian for "yes".
    
• O
  • Obelisk (proper noun) a large penis in Washington.
    
• P
  • poom (n) the noise that results when a flat bottle of soft drink is opened.
    
  • porigins (n) the state of being poriged and thereby being anonymousnessnessnessnessnessness.
    
  • prittler (n) one who is little and verbose.
    
  • proooom (n) the noise made by a computer just before it decides to spontaneously combust.
• Q
  • quopwoga (phrase) an email greeting, generally applied when in a frivolous mood (or: an unsucessful scrabble game).
    
  • quossle (v) to purposefully trick someone by using long, often made up words, in order to induce them to a state of flumdumcation.
    
• S
  • scaffolding on an Obelisk (phrase) a condom on a penis in Washington.
    
  • schquwob (n) the substance found in one's bellybutton after a shower, the main component being blue fluff.
    
  • shanky (adj) groovy, funky, hip, sexy, cool. Used thus 'oh yeah baby, that's shanky.' by AustinPowers-types.
    
  • Spimictionary (n) 1. a collaboration of commonplace words in the colloquial language of Spim. 2. a good word with which to clear your mouth of unwanted saliva.
    
  • swot (n) one who studies just a bit too much and then does sickeningly well (this is actually a word of common usage in many countries; however, not where many of my dearest friends are and that is why it is included.)
    
• T
  • trumple (abstract n.) when one is felt let down.
    
  • trumplefoot (n) one who quite often lets people down.
    
• V
  • verbise (v) to mutate a perfectly good noun into a made-up verb form.
  • voluke (v) to projectile vomit (over 5 metres).

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