Before progressing through this site, Spim (c) (tm) (R) Productions (R) would like to warn all it's guests that Spim (c) (tm) (R) takes no responsibility for any injuries resulting from the visitation of this site. This includes psychological damage (either fatal or irreparable), fractures to the skull (due to repeatedly banging your head against some surface, for example - the desk), lacerations (from the shattered glass of the computer screen), permanently flared nostrils from when the wind changed or loss of fingers after Spim (c) etc sent you into a nail-biting frenzy.
Though we do not (for legal reasons) condone activities such as those described above, Spim (Ltd) would like to recommend them as a great deal of fun on rainy afternoons.
Now that the legalities are over: